In Memory of Eight Ball
Morale Officer
Equus asinus
Camp Bouse
He was our drinking buddy
While on duty
He drank our beer
He was
Full of good cheer
And went to the Nurses' Quarters around the bend
And came to an untimely end.
Of the Colonel, he was unaware
That it would be crime of all time
If he ate nurses' underwear
And was slain by
The jealous rival
Rest in peace
Dedicated 2/12/2005
By the lost Dutchman & Billy Holcomb Chapters of ECV
And the citizens of Bouse.